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Song Parodies -> "Jack To Diane"

Original Song Title:

"Jack And Diane"

Original Performer:

John Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"Jack To Diane"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

little ditty of jack to diane,
one american kid, wishin he's no man
jackie 'sposed be a male, a stag
diane debutante jackie's in drag

tryin on silly wigs, at home behind the door,
diane thinks she has a lap, says no meat there no more
jackie think, hey diane, lets have the surgery,
snipple off this knobby thing let me do what I please,
and jackie say,

oh yeah, life goes on, long after the scars of surgery's gone
oh yeah maybe life goes on, long after a girl is here and I'm gone..

jackie site back, collects his thoughts for a moment
scratches his nuts, and thinks of just what that means
well you know as Diane, I'll make my self look pretty,
when eye rubbin', I'll be missin these things..

oh yeah, life goes on, long after the scars of surgery's gone
oh yeah maybe life goes on, long after a girl is here and I'm gone..

gonna let it rock, let it go,
let the doc come and take my roll
hold on to something as long as you can
changes comin round real soon, no longer I'll be a man

little ditty, now jack's diane... just another screw up
in the heart land..


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Royce Miller - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought you did an excellent job of this.

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