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Song Parodies -> "Bake Shops Keep Coming To My Head"

Original Song Title:

"Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head"

Original Performer:

B.J. Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"Bake Shops Keep Coming To My Head"

Parody Written by:

malcolm higgins

The Lyrics

living near a bakery, I am glad I had weight loss surgery or I'd be the 1000 pound man by now..
bake shops keep comin to my head
but that doesn't mean that I will soon be eating bread,
clothes will never fit
that bake shop keeps a callin in my head smells are callin..

so I just got me a raisin fiber bun
and I put some diet jelly on the top just some,
just a little blob
that bake shop was callin to my head. it was callin'..

and there's one thing I know
the buns they make to sell me once befell me
you need to lose some weight the doctor'd always tell me..

bakeshops shops keep coming to my head
but that doesn't mean I wouldn't like to have tarts, jam and bread
calories for free
but I'm never gonna grow again, I've been training
it's gluten free
nothing's worrying me..

it won't be long till jamminess steps up to tempt me

bakeshops shops keep coming to my head
but that doesn't mean I wouldn't like to have tarts, jam and bread
calories for free
but I'm never gonna grow again, I've been training
it's gluten free
nothing's worrying me..



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Old Man Ribber - January 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Yet another side of your talents! You are as versatile as you are skilled! ;D
UnKnownVotress - January 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Lord HiGUNS, I find that the less I partake . . .the less the crave . . .
adagio - January 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Good one...I like bakeshops!

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