well you washed your hair on sunday,
just to be so neatly tressed,
as you screamed out in the shower?
was your "other" hair caressed?
I think that it's just improper
that you scream out every time
when you shower there
do you come every time?

well I keep on thinkin bout, you,
with your golden hair so fine,
and I just can't live without you,
I'm the envy of the guys
I am down and so despondent,
do you use the shower head?
cause you go to sleep
when you get to our bed...

do you point it in the middle?
do you wash both sites of hair?
do you fake it just a little,
when you scream out "YES"! in there?
well I hope you fake it
cause now I'm prayin
that we will make it.


well that weekend in the rockies,
with that mountain rain came down
I was listenin to you moaning,
as the suds all lathered down.
all the people thought I'd hurt you,
and I felt so oddly dumb,
but I told them that you wash your hair and come.

do you point it in the middle?
do you wash both sites of hair?
do you fake it just a little,
when you scream out "YES"! in there?
well I hope you fake it
cause now I'm prayin
that we will make it.