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Song Parodies -> "Three Acres Of Drugs"

Original Song Title:

"Teenager In Love"

Original Performer:

Dion And The Belmonts

Parody Song Title:

"Three Acres Of Drugs"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

each night we roll a couple,
and light the blunts to smoke
but I am so afraid,
the feds will have me broke

each night I place the tarpaulins above
my marijuana, it's three acres of drugs

one day it makes me happy,
another, paranoid,
I laugh at stupid saying,
heavens to mergatroid

each night I place the tarpaulins above
my marijuana, it's three acres of drugs


I tried some beers, it just wouldn't do
the things to my brain cells,
that THC will do,

well if you want to make me cry,
drop a dime and then you'll say
I know where drugs are growing,
just tell the d.e.a

each night I place the tarpaulins above
my marijuana, it's three acres of drugs

I tried some beers, it just wouldn't do
the things to my brain cells,
that THC will do,

well if you want to make me cry,
drop a dime and then you'll say
I know where drugs are growing,
just tell the d.e.a

each night I place the tarpaulins above
my marijuana, it's three acres of drugs
my marijuana, it's three acres of drugs
my marijuana, it's three acres of drugs
my marijuana, it's three acres of drugs



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Diva - September 02, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! How can you see your PC screen with all that smoke?
Michael Pacholek - September 02, 2003 - Report this comment
He probably can't. It would explain a few things.

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