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Song Parodies -> "Long Hung Poo"

Original Song Title:

"Song Sung Blue"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Long Hung Poo"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

long hung poo
Everybody grows one
long hung poo
smells just like a rose one


colons too are subject to the logs now and then
But when you take the logs andnip 'em off
you're cleared right out again
yah, right out again

long hung poo
softer than my pillow
long hung poo
a constipated fellow

big brown thing, came out my ring, and I will rejoice
and before I know, I'll start to feel good
my little ring exploits....

long hung poo
Everybody grows one
long hung poo
smells just like a rose one

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2Eagle - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Poofect. You deserve the Eddie Murphy award.
John Barry - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Fives for the title alone.
TJC - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny! Your title also sounds like a great name for a North Korean missile!
Dee Range - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
The roses must smell different in yer neck 'a the woods
Yoidy - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Another poo song! You gotta be havin some problems. Maybe some 5s will bring some relief.

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