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Song Parodies -> "Bite Cleaner"

Original Song Title:

"Night Fever"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Bite Cleaner"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

get down in the chair
you've got plaque most everywhere
and your dental health is down,
and I can see it
there's some food under there
is that someone's pubic hair?
or a piece of underwear?
did you eat it???

and this small metal object
it moves through your mouth
cleaning your sides, and the tops
and I clean perfectly
yeah, and then you'll be allright

bite cleaner bite cleaner
I know how to do it
bite cleaner bite cleaner
open up, I'll prove it

here I stand
hoping that this patient is fast
cleaning out one mouth at a time
dental hygiene,
cleaner than mine...

bite cleaner bite cleaner
I know how to do it
bite cleaner bite cleaner

open up, I'll prove it
on the top of your mouth
no food, no plaque for me to scrape it
use the tools enough
this cleaning is a warning
you best brush them really hard
you really need it

and this small metal object
it moves through your mouth
cleaning your sides, and the tops
and I clean perfectly
yeah, and then you'll be allright

bite cleaner bite cleaner
I know how to do it
bite cleaner bite cleaner
open up, I'll prove it

here I stand
hoping that this patient is fast
cleaning out one mouth at a time
dental hygiene,
cleaner than mine...
bite cleaner bite cleaner
I know how to do it

bite cleaner bite cleaner
open up, I'll prove it

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