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Song Parodies -> "Would You Lay Me?"

Original Song Title:

"In The Navy"

Original Performer:

The Village People

Parody Song Title:

"Would You Lay Me?"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

will you give me pleasure
touch the family treasures?
learn new biology
we can now begin to make my dreams all come true
trim the hair there by your knees..

oh baby we can fly
no hurt when I go "dive"
study your anatomy
end off with a big bang
I'll fit it in your thang
then our hands and feet will meet

will you lay me?
just one time for heavens sake?
will you lay me?
now much money will it take?
will you lay me?
we can lay or we can stand
will you lay me
baby please give me a chance
will you lay me?
I can pay you cash.. a grand.
will you lay me?
I've been such a lonely man
in the sea, or air or land
will you lay me? will you lay me?

I want to
I want to
I want you as my new nude suit

if you like adventure,
baby please let me venture
we can skip the groping fast
lets not hesitate
there is no need to wait
I'm lining up my semen fast
maybe you are too young for carnal lust today
but don't you worry, little thing
for I'm sure this will be
always a good time for you when I get past your knees
will you lay me?
just one time for heavens sake?
will you lay me?
now much money will it take?
will you lay me?
we can lay or we can stand
will you lay me
baby please give me a chance
will you lay me?
I can pay you cash.. a grand.
will you lay me?
I've been such a lonely man
in the sea, or air or land
will you lay me? will you lay me?


I want to
I want to
I want you as my new nude suit
(she replies) who me?
but I'm afraid of slaughter
I hate men, I get gutsick even watching watch them on t.v.
I want you!
(she) Oh my goodness!!
I want you!
(she) what do I do with your submarine?
I want you
I want you
will you lay me?

will you lay me?
just one time for heavens sake?
will you lay me?
now much money will it take?
will you lay me?
we can lay or we can stand
will you lay me
baby please give me a chance
will you lay me?
I can pay you cash.. a grand.
will you lay me?
I've been such a lonely man
in the sea, or air or land
will you lay me? will you lay me?

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