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Song Parodies -> "Hiroshima Fan"

Original Song Title:

"Solitary Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Hiroshima Fan"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

to the 40,000 protesters who marched on Central park the other day, I hope you refund your welfare cheques en masse and head off to the japanese "we hire american protesters work office', and fly there soon, traitorous bastards.
the war it was fine till the japs hit the harbour
came with tides, suicides
we came alone, and what we did was better
atomic blam, uncle sam

don't know who we killed, but we filled all the bags there
those who then stayed, they decayed and grew bad there
I'm still what I am, hiroshima fan
hiroshima fan

I've had it to here with the sad sack assed peaceniks
full of sass, kiss my ass
I know it's been done talking peace to a commie
it takes time, they're all slime

don't know who we killed, but we filled all the bags there
those who then stayed, they decayed and grew bad there
I'm still what I am, hiroshima fan
hiroshima fan

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some guy - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, Malcolm, is there a reason why you submitted this one twice????
MALCOLM HIGGINS - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
The guys who upload submitted twice guy.. I didn't..... I don't load them ,and they're not automatically loaded. they get screened first. I am innocent INNOCENT I SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael Pacholek - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
After Pearl Harbor, we were reactive, then we got proactive, and made Japan radioactive. (Old joke, and it was actually about a certain baseball team the first time I heard it.) Why did Malcolm submit this twice? One for each bomb. And don't think the Germans wouldn't have wiped out Moscow, Paris and London (knowing Hitler, probably in that order) -- or even Washington or New York if they'd had the range -- if they'd had the bomb.

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