Song Parodies -> Sulu..... Warp Factor Four
| Original Song Title: | "Cupid.. (Draw Back Your Bow)" |
| Original Performer: | Sam Cooke |
| Parody Song Title: | "Sulu..... Warp Factor Four" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
Sulu, warp factor four,
Chekov, just help some more,
we're off to leverhon mark three,
Sulu, fazers on high,
in case those klingons try
to take the enterprise from me
now, I don't mean to bother you, or make you all work
but people please remember that I'm captain James Titus Kirk
we're off to see a galaxy of misy
and then I can piss, so
Sulu, warp factor four,
Chekov, just help some more,
we're off to leverhon mark three,
Sulu, fazers on high,
in case those klingons try
to take the enterprise from me
Now Sulu, ask old Spock here to find logically
the tractor beam that's pulling us mightily
I know between the two of you you'll think thoughtfully
helpme if you will, so...
Sulu, warp factor four,
Chekov, just help some more,
we're off to leverhon mark three,
Sulu, fazers on high,
in case those klingons try
to take the enterprise from me
Sulu! Don't you hear me order you?
I need this sulu!
Chekov, just help some more,
we're off to leverhon mark three,
Sulu, fazers on high,
in case those klingons try
to take the enterprise from me
now, I don't mean to bother you, or make you all work
but people please remember that I'm captain James Titus Kirk
we're off to see a galaxy of misy
and then I can piss, so
Sulu, warp factor four,
Chekov, just help some more,
we're off to leverhon mark three,
Sulu, fazers on high,
in case those klingons try
to take the enterprise from me
Now Sulu, ask old Spock here to find logically
the tractor beam that's pulling us mightily
I know between the two of you you'll think thoughtfully
helpme if you will, so...
Sulu, warp factor four,
Chekov, just help some more,
we're off to leverhon mark three,
Sulu, fazers on high,
in case those klingons try
to take the enterprise from me
Sulu! Don't you hear me order you?
I need this sulu!
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Oh, come on folkes! No votes yet for this gem? Anyway that is a good parody of that old song - warp factor triple 5.
James Kirk's middle name was Tiberius, not Titus. Wrong emperor!
I love a good star trek parody...but this is better than good! 555 photon torpedoes for you!
2Eagle, maybe the reason this "gem" hasn't got many votes, is that Malcolm rarely if ever reads and comments on other people's parodies, so most people can't be bothered with his.
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