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Song Parodies -> "Dumb Glancing"

Original Song Title:

"Come Dancing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Kinks

Parody Song Title:

"Dumb Glancing"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

went through a parking lot on a piece of land,
where my brother eustace used to stand
now there's skeeters and the girls are ugly
and the starers really start to bug me
I see their eys on me and turn to say,
I'll kick your ass if you don't look away,

dumb glancing,
we never did it when I was just a kid
and when there was dumb glancing
somebody flipped his lid


another Saturday, and we would wait,
for a stupid looker to engage
we would kick him, give him a concussion
in the winter, just like dogs we'd mush him
he'd end up with a broken nose and cut up cheek
all for the purpose of a stupid little peek


dumb glancing,
we never did it when I was just a kid
and when there was dumb glancing
somebody flipped his lid



one idiot came over at midnight
but we sen him staring at us and said
get lost or you'll be a stain mark
and we'll rip you up and stomp on your head

out of my jail cell I can see some in the moonlight
chalk silhouettes on the pavement, great

the day we beat up a spastic,
the cops took us away
his parents really went frantic
as he shook there as he lay..

now I'm grow up, and I let the morons stare
at my nose ring, and my purple hair
I got marreid and it worked out really great
now I eat my meals off of a plate
I don't allow my kids to beat up anyone
although sometimes I still think it was fun,

dumb glancing,
we never did it when I was just a kid
and when there was dumb glancing
somebody flipped his lid

dumb glancing,
we never did it when I was just a kid
and when there was dumb glancing
somebody flipped his lid

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Michael Pacholek - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Look at this: A very funny parody.
Spaff.com - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
You look at me once. You look at me twice. You look at me again, there's gonna be a fight.

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