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Song Parodies -> "Butt's Like The Wife( The Your-ass-is-as-big-as-that-cow's Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Cuts Like A Knife"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bryan Adams

Parody Song Title:

"Butt's Like The Wife( The Your-ass-is-as-big-as-that-cow's Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

driving home this evening, could have sworn I seen it all hang out
I was disbelievin, now there ain't a shadow of a doubt
well it hangs down to her feet,
hangs down and it hides her kankles too
well moo at me, baby
might as well, cause that's the thing that looks like you

took it all for granted
now it's caused a row
looks just like that cow

yeah it's butt's like the wife,
yeah and she farts all night
butt's like the wife
it's a farmer's life.......

thought I was mistaken,
now I think it's plain and understood,
gargantuan in waiting,
your udder's fine, but your ass it ain't so good
wouldn't be the first time, your ass, it grew this way
time to throw it all away..

yeah it's butt's like the wife,
yeah and she farts all night
butt's like the wife
it's a farmer's life.......






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Floyd's Garage - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah that's cool. LOL Farmer's Life
insulted - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
This sucks like a leach

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