Merry she lives with that Peregrin girl,
makin bill sad, and driving him mad,
is the Peregrin girl

when gender's the isue,
Billy can't decide?
is she a female? is he a man?
ask the Peregrin girl

both of their faces,
when will they show?
use their good graces, do they swing low?
ask the Peregrin girl

a couple of pictures
wil, set him all right
then he can dither, and on Amiright
is the Peregrin girl

look at the evidence now
make decisions somehow
ya gotta go with feel
these babies have buns of steel