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Song Parodies -> "I Drank Two ( In Answer To The Officer)"

Original Song Title:

"I Thank You"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"I Drank Two ( In Answer To The Officer)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

you didn't have to stop me but you did, what I did.. what I did..
was I drank "two"
you didn't have to pinch me like you did, but you did, yes you did,
'cause I drank two
when you said that I was wrecked
you then pulled me over for a quick inspect

you made me feel like I've never felt..
handcuffs so tight I had to cry out for help

you didn't have to tase me but you did, yes you did, and you did
'cause I drank two
You didn't have to jail me but you did yes you did yes you did
and I drank two

in the jail I met someone new
we had a fight it was a fine to-do
he wanted me trying some new things too.
said all new fish have to do..

I didn't have to take it but I did, but I did, but I did
'cause I drank two
you need to get a rape kit, 'cause he did, yes he did, yes he did
'cause I drank two

all my life it's been so strange
it's not so bad really, maybe my style will change
now I know what the fella's talking about
he'll miss me when I get out,

I wanna thank you
that night I drank two
I wanna thank you
Yes, I only drank two

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alvin - January 13, 2008 - Report this comment
i plead the fifth...3 times

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