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Song Parodies -> "Web Spammer"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Peter Gabriel

Parody Song Title:

"Web Spammer"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I can sell you steam trains,
as I do my web attacks
and I use my email harvest robot
to watch you and keep track

why don't you just click me
I'll resend what you don't need

I could be a big server,
close it down, it all depends,
maybe pop up ads were working,
of the millions that I've sent

I want to be a web spammer
I'll send you all the same
I want to be a web spammer
got to pay my alimony
pop up on your web page,
my cookie's there you see
when you surf a web page,
I'll email them for free

I want to be a web spammer
I'll send it anyway
I want to be a web spammer
put your mind at ease
gonna be the web spammer
got to pay my alimony

web web web spammer

I'm on your email
I've wormed right in
send you some new stuff
I go spamming, we'll go spam again
oh won't you click on me
I'll do a show for you
a show from me
is a show for you
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I do mean you
only you
email's comin through
I'll try to sell you flowers
or maybe a new tub shower
I've been sending with rhythm
will you click that you got them?
gonna send that shower.. cleansing you
come on come on help me through
I've been sending with rhythm
I've been sending you'll get em
it's what I'm doing doing
all day and night

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