Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Viagral Wood"

Original Song Title:

"Norweigan Wood"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Viagral Wood"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I once "had" a girl, or should I say she once "had" me?
she gave me a pill, "try this, it's good" viagral wood
it made things ok, and we found we could shag anywhere
so I did her twice in the hammock, then in the chair..

I shat on her rug, biding my time,
whacked out on wine
she, shocked at my pooh,
slapped at my head
and said you're dead!

she told me that she had been desperate and wanted a shag
I cleaned up her carpet, and put away my doggy bag.....

now, when It wore off
felt like a wimp, I was so limp
so, just like a guy,
felt like I should
take some more "wood"

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Royce Miller - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I found the second stanza particularly thought provoking

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 898