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Song Parodies -> "You Can Get It (the Herpes Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Come And Get It"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"You Can Get It (the Herpes Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

you don't want it, here it is, you can get it,
mmmmmmm wrap your thing up fast
you don't want it, anytime, but you'll get it,
but you best not hurry, wrap that thing up fast

did I hear her say that there's something to catch?
will you walk away, like a fool? it's not funny
you don't want it, here it is, you can get it
and you better worry, 'cause it's going to last

you don't want it, here it is, you can get it,
mmmmmmm wrap your thing up fast
you don't want it, anytime, but you'll get it,
but you best not hurry, wrap that thing up fast

did I hear her say that there's something to catch?
will you walk away, like a fool? it's not funny
you don't want it, here it is, you can get it
and you better worry, 'cause it's going to last
and you better worry 'cause it's going to last

you don't want it, here it is, you can get it,
mmmmmmm wrap your thing up fast
you don't want it, anytime, but you'll get it,
but you best not hurry, wrap that thing up fast

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Steve K. - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
True of any STD, really. The song was not recorded by the Beatles, as far as I know, but by Badfinger, and written by Paul McCartney (without John Lennon).
Michael Pacholek - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Malcolm has a point: If you don't use protection, you could end up with a "bad finger."

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