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Song Parodies -> "China Blows"

Original Song Title:

"China Grove"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Doobie Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"China Blows"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

when the boats come down to the San Fransisco Town,
full of chinese stuff
you can bet your house and farm, that they're gonna cause some harm
and I've had enough
any quality is really strange
their buyers are deranged

yeah I'm shouting out China Blows
oh oh china blows
china blows

well their shirts with paper collars, fill the stores for "just a dollar"
and we still overpaid
and industrial protection is a total misconception
'cause the stuff's so poorly made

and they stock up all the walmart shelves
can't we make this stuff ourselves?

yeah I'm shouting out China Blows
oh oh china blows
china blows

and every day there's a new boat coming
the crap of the oriental sale
little stuffy bunnies and phony samurai swords
you can't even make their bulbs give light
cheapies don't seem to care
they just keep on buying from the east

yeah I'm shouting out China Blows
oh oh china blows
china blows

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