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Song Parodies -> "867-d-i-e-t"

Original Song Title:

"867-5309"

Original Performer:

Tommy Tutone

Parody Song Title:

"867-d-i-e-t"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Jenny Jenny, it's you that I turn to
I got too much of what you hold on to
I know you want my picture of my body before
who saw you and were shaped like a ball
jenny I got your number
I need to lose you see
jenny I need to diet
867-d-i-e-t
867-d-i-e-t

jenny jenny, got a program for me?
I don't know why this food makes me happy
I tried to call you before
but I had dessert
I tried meditation
and yoga just hurt
jenny I got your number
I need to lose you see
jenny don't change your number
867-d-i-e-t
867-d-i-e-t
I got it I got it I got it
I got your number on the wall
I got it I got it I got it
if you look like a ball
jenny don't change your number
I need to lose you see
jenny oh will you help me?
867-d-i-e-t-
867-d-i-e-t

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 16

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Mr X - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
4/5/5. Nice job, Malc.

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