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Song Parodies -> "Leather My Face"

Original Song Title:

"Leather And Lace"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stevie Nicks

Parody Song Title:

"Leather My Face"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

this whip's so fragile,
and the pain to follow
and the nasty words,
impossible to swallow
you say I'm fragile, I want pain you see
I search only for something that I need

I have a dark side,
and it is darker than you know
but I get this feeling
when I'm tied up in your house
as dominatrix, you won't lock me up no more
but I get this feeling
when I'm tied up in your house
as dominatrix, you won't lock me up no more

leather forever, on my face
can't see your mountains,
play with me, play
I need to to beat me,
I need you to say
take a piece of leather
and cover up your face


you in the dungeon,
with your evil eyes,
could you ever whip a man like me?
and you were right
when I'm tied up in your house
I can never as to leave
sometimes I'm a strong man,
s& m can make me scared,
and sometimes I cry
but that time I saw you
in those tights that fit you right
somehow I'd get by
but that time I saw you
in those tights that fit you right
somehow I'd get by

a slave forever,
place to place
to please you my countess,
oh make me say stay
I need you to tell me
I need you today
cover me with leather
look down on my face

a slave forever,
place to place
to please you my countess,
oh make me say stay
I need you to tell me
I need you today
cover me with leather
look down on my face


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Michael Pacholek - July 14, 2003 - Report this comment
"Well we all have a face that we hide away forever, and we take them out and show ourselves when everyone has gone. Some are satin, some are steel, some are silk and some are LEATHER. They're the faces of The Stranger, but we love to try them on." No, Billy Joel wasn't talking about Albert Camus. He was talking about Malcolm. This was funny, though.

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