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Song Parodies -> "Cheney Shoots Your Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"Smoke Gets In Your Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Platters

Parody Song Title:

"Cheney Shoots Your Eyes"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

they asked me how i'd come
blast from Cheney's gun,
of course I nearly died
pellets here inside
Cheney shoots your eyes

I said Idon't really mind,
I will not be blind
muzzle blasting fire,
I just realized
Cheney shot my eyes

so I grabbed him, and I really laughed
to think that he would shoot me down
and yet today, my sight has gone away
I am not having fun

now paparazzi hide
when Cheney hunts outside
and I yell and say
go put on your new vests
shotgun shells are a test
cheney shoots your eyes

cheney shoots your eyes


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Kristof Robertson - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
We got the story over here in the UK today, Malcolm. You've got some really SPECIAL people running your country...:-) 555
Michael Pacholek - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Britain had Richard the Third, Kristof, and America has Richard the Turd.

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