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Song Parodies -> "Keep On Gawkin At The Ring Girls"

Original Song Title:

"Keep On Rockin In The Free World"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Keep On Gawkin At The Ring Girls"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

there's a fighter gettin beat
he's now black and blue
he is goin to defeat
sooon be sleepin in those shoes
there's a better time
and it's comin up ahead
when the ringing chime
then we see girls again
they'll be gyratin'
holding signs that said
the next round is comin up,
do you want to go to bed??

keep on gawkin at the ring girls
keep on gawkin at the ring girls
keep on gawkin at the ring girls
keep on gawkin at the ring girls

we see them walkin round the ring
all bikini little clad
under those bright lights
man they make me really sad
very soon I'm goin home
to a fat old wife
just once, I'd like to know
is there not a better life?
there's four more rounds,
as they come I'm gonna drool
as if they'd ever be with me,
I'm a stupid old fool..

keep on gawkin at the ring girls
keep on gawkin at the ring girls
keep on gawkin at the ring girls
keep on gawkin at the ring girls

under vegas fighting lights
they hold their lttle sign
with those bodies really tight
and their hair so silky fine
just a flirt for me,
or an olive branch
now I've got to spend a day
at the bunny ranch
we are such funny people
and we just don't care
what happens stays right here, they say
it don't seem fair..

keep on gawkin at the ring girls
keep on gawkin at the ring girls
keep on gawkin at the ring girls
keep on gawkin at the ring girls

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UnKnownVotress - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Lord Malcolm, you are no Knight, Sir. You're just a ~Canadian Wolf~, always on the prowl.

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