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Song Parodies -> "Kentucky Jelly"

Original Song Title:

"Kentucky Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Kentucky Jelly"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

Kentucky Jelly
It comes in a unique white tube
Also called KY
It's a water soluble lube
And she loves it
God knows she loves it.

Kentucky Jelly
It will make her purr
When it's inside her
Kentucky Jelly

Well, it's not toxic
And it promotes procreation
Put it inside her
And it gives her such a sensation
And she loves it
God knows she loves it.

Kentucky Jelly
It will make her purr
When it's inside her
Kentucky Jelly

You don't use much
Get her to the point of climax
A gentle touch
in the rear end and life is
Sweet and good
There is no doubt
I'm talking about

Kentucky Jelly
It will make her purr
When it's inside her
Kentucky Jelly

She don't need much
Unless she's post-menopausal
A subtle touch
On the button and life is
Sweet and good
There is no doubt
Hey, Im talking about

Kentucky Jelly
It will make her purr
When it's inside her
Kentucky woman

Kentucky Jelly
Kentucky Jelly
Kentucky Jelly
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Mark Scotti - April 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Climaxed with fives...
Michael Pacholek - April 22, 2009 - Report this comment
I saw "Kentucky" and figured this had something to do with a drink, maybe bourbon or a mint julep. Nope, but I'll raise a fifth anyway. No mention of Gaylord Perry, the pitcher with the great foreign policy? (He used K-Y or sweat, not an actual "spitball.)

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