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Song Parodies -> "Canker Sore. . .Forced to Lite-Dine"

Original Song Title:

"Thank the Lord for the Nighttime"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Canker Sore. . .Forced to Lite-Dine"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

They can't burn it off; it's driving me crazy;
I try bites; it's achin' me next to a crown.
I take something to numb it; then I'm hazy
Need get tooth into some spuds, ground round.

My canker sore. . .forced to lite-dine--
I can't shred filet.
I parfait-sup, cup of brine--
Baby backs--take away.

I want real gustation,
Like some kine with hooves.
My canker sore. . .forced to lite-dine
With canker-sore-formed grooves.

I'll talk about lamb now, tasty menu entry;
Love it as tournados; turbot, too, would be good.
Talk about hungry, nurse, my tummy's empty;
Least I ain't got Washington teeth--wood.

My canker sore. . .forced to lite-dine--
I can't shred filet.
I parfait-sup, tip up wine;
I'm a-wastin' away.

I get ulceration
From a three-tined tool.
A canker sore formed; I lite-dine
On canker-sore-forced gruel.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Michael Pacholek - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
It only hurts when I laugh.
alvin rhodes - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
title of the day
2Eagle - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Try some chicken soup and a glass tea, Bubbaleh.
John Barry - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael, Alvin, 2Eagle.
Michael Pacholek - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Chicken soup and a glass tea? Oy, 2Eagle, what good with that do? (Let's see if he knows the punchline.)

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