Song Parodies -> Fanged Teeth Gore Gorge at Nighttime

Original Song Title:

"Thank the Lord for the Nighttime"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

  
Parody Song Title:

"Fanged Teeth Gore Gorge at Nighttime"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

Lon:
Daytime turns me off, ’cause I can’t have tasty
Bites on live folks traipsin’ outskirts of town.
When dark comes, lunge, mouth, and soon they’re pasty
-faced; I’m lupine when the sun goes down.

I’ve fanged teeth, gore-gorge at nighttime;
My form’s best in day;
In the day, I’m upright, fine—
Hate it, chase it away!
I need sweet sang satin’—
There’s no light—I chew.
I’ve sang teeth, gore-gorge at nighttime.
I lam for forage—you!

Bela:
You talk about fangs like razors that can rend ye—
Got ’em in your jugular, and it’s tasting good.
Talk about bloody girls after a wench spree.
Screams high pierce the quiet neighborhood.

I’ve fanged teeth, gore-gorge at nighttime;
I rest in the day;
In the day’s when I’m supine—
Hate it, chase it away!
I need sweet sang [li]bation—
There’s no light—I chew
I’ve fanged teeth, gore-gorge at nighttime.
I sank teeth, gorged on you.
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LilSkirtLess - October 29, 2009 - Report this comment
way out on the "Outskirts oTown", eh PirateJack ? ? You goin' to get me a new '1949Frigadaire, for wayyyyyyy out there: in LindaMarBeach ? ? eh, SirSweaty ?
LadySF0jazz - October 29, 2009 - Report this comment
CaptainJack, I guess you can tell just how much I miss the radioFM: K K SF . . . . Oh, the Jazz & the rich voices they had !
blackjack21 - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Cleverly done and sufficiently gory.

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