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Song Parodies -> "Flew JetBlue"

Original Song Title:

"Song Sung Blue"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Flew JetBlue"

Parody Written by:

John Jenkins

The Lyrics

There were two airline stories in the news last month that involved great parody material. The Qantas story is out of bounds because it involves a relative of one of AmiRight's most esteemed parodists. So, I'll have to settle for doing a parody of the second best story.
Flew JetBlue,
Hoping for a fun day.
I feel blue,
Coping on the runway.

This delay would be OK if they gave me some food.
Did the staff lose all the crackers and drinks
Or are they simply rude?
Are they simply rude?

Flew JetBlue,
Jaunted in a jet's womb.
I feel blue,
Haunted by the restroom.

I could tell, when pungent smells permeated the plane,
Should have listened to my wife and stayed at home
Or simply gone by train.

Frozen blue,
Crew can't make the heat work.
Shame on Blue,
You can't make your fleet work!

[Fade to Blue]
Is there any truth to the rumor that President Bush's Iraq exit strategy involves bringing U.S. troops home on JetBlue Airways? "Setting an exact timetable for a withdrawal from Iraq would be playing right into the enemy's hands," President Bush is rumored to have argued. "By going with JetBlue, our enemy will have no idea when we're leaving. And neither will we."

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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Yoidy - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I say Jet Blue, the heck with you. But this parody can stay!
alvin rhodes - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
plane funny
AFW - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Timely and excellent pacing and construction
Right - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
As I recall, that was a parody from Scrappleface. Sort of like the political cartoon with the GOP elephant telling Pelosi that JetBlue is going to be her new ride from now on.
Kristof Robertson - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for your sensitivity, John...but I'm SO over it now. I've never heard of JetBlue, but read some articles- and boy, what a cockamamie airline! 555 for you sir
Stuart McArthur - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
yeah when all that's separating you from a plunge to death is some sheet metal, you want to know the owners of that metal are a bit organised - good job JJ - 555
John Jenkins - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for the votes and comments. Kristof, we're glad that your cousin's scandal did not traumatize you.
Meriadoc - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
This was excellent!

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