your nose looks just fine
but in time
it may wander
cartilage
nasal ridge

old age comes along
what was strong
you may find shot
weak tissue
could die on you

for looks that will kill
i will still your anxiety
you'll give me thanks
for you'll rank in high society
cause i give a damn
a rhinoplasty man
rhinoplasty man

there's nothing to fear
when you're here
you have my word
first rate job
cut and bob

and when its been done
you'll have fun
girls will love you
big applause
for your schnozz

for looks that will kill
i will still your anxiety
you'll give me thanks
for you'll rank in high society
cause i give a damn
a rhinoplasty man
rhinoplasty man