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Song Parodies -> "I'm Spam... I Am"

Original Song Title:

"I Am... I Said"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Spam... I Am"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

An Email from Neil Diamond.

Inbox filled, if you will, mostly swill
From people you do not know
Inviting you, enticing you
Wanting you to just click on them
And give it a go

Free money and some sexy honeys
For the lonely, waiting for you inside
Join with me and you will see
Your very own cyper sonic ride

I’m spam I am
Some friendly mail
Attached with a virus
That makes computers fail
I’m spam click me
And you will see
So many error number codes
On your monitor screen

Ever wondered about clicking a link that could make you rich
From Nigeria
A Weight Loss Plan, Debt Relief or Investment Plan
Or an extra strength version of Viagra

It’s just a simple click what will it hurt
The internet is not here to get you burned
It’s just like when you went out with your Dad
I’ll take you Phishing and I’ll be the big BAD WORM

I’m spam I am
Some friendly mail
Attached with a virus
That makes computers fail
I’m spam click me
And you will see
So many error number codes
On your monitor screen

I’m Spam I Am
I’m Spam I Am
I’m Spam
I’m Spam

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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Old Man Ribber - October 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Dan - Good to see you again. This is a gem of a Diamond job. ;D
Michael Pacholek - October 25, 2010 - Report this comment
I do not like that Spam-I-Am. I do not like it on my screen, I do not like it bound by green. (As in on Amiright.) I do not like it here or there, I do not like it anywhere! But the parody, that I like.
LadySpamCakes - October 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Good luck in ~Spam-A-Lot ~, Sir !

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