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Song Parodies -> "You're not Superpowers"

Original Song Title:

"You Don't Bring Me Flowers"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"You're not Superpowers"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

as Shrub sings to the various states that make up Russia these days..........
You're not superpowers
you can't say that we're wrong
you're hardly worth the time anymore
when we head off to war
against Saddam Hussain

I remember when
you were the big enemy
nuclear war, well nearly
now after you commies lost the fight

well the bad guys new, hey
and we're flexing our might
well , you're like the French now
and you'll spoil the fight
and you're not superpowers.... anymore

it's not quite unilateral
the UNs approval never
made sense to me
don't need 'em no more
daddy says go to war
with Iraqis today

and Clinton may remember
scandals come back quickly
so I'll bomb Iraq
just like he did that time

well, you may call me Shrub
but it's me who decides
now you're either 'With Us....
....or you're With Us' this time
and you're not superpowers.... anymore

now you're either 'With Us....
....or you're With Us' this time
but follow us completely
and remember we're not wrong
you're not superpowers.... anymore

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Ben - April 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Your parody stinks. Does the fact that they have discovered chemical weapons and weapons grade plutonium change your mind about Iraq? Or could the fact that the people are so happy to see the troops change your mind. Probably not. People like you are to stubborn to admit when your wrong. So just sit back in your posh home and write your pathetic songs, while you try to forget about the rape, torture, and sadistic practices of Saddam's regime. Hey here's an idea! Write a parody about yourself, and how stupid you are. Maybe you should go to Baghdad and tell the poor Iraqi soldiers your sorry for them. Oh wait! They would rip your throat out and stuff your genitals in your bloody neck. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

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