Song Parodies ->Authors -> Jim A
I'm Jim A and these are my parodies. I was born in 1978 and currently live near Doncaster, Uk.
I started submitting parodies in 2001 and recently have started submitting good ones :)
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Imitation of Stipe | Imitation of Life | REM | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 183 | |
| Heres where the tories end (aka: the Margaret Thatcher tribute) | Here's where the Story Ends | The Sundays | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Bad Songwriter | Mr Writer | Stereophonics | 1.7 | 2.3 | 1.9 | 157 | |
| Next Beer | Next Year | Foo Fighters | 3.6 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 125 | |
| Runaway Os(ama) | Runaway Train | Soul Asylum | 3.8 | 4.2 | 3.9 | 153 | |
| Its Tommy Ball | This is a Call | Foo Fighters | 2.7 | 1.7 | 2.0 | 113 | |
| Black Francis | Buck Rogers | Feeder | 3.4 | 2.4 | 3.0 | 139 | |
| Summertime News | Summertime Blues | Eddie Cochran | 3.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 129 | |
| Theme From Kebab Night | Blue Monday | New Order | 3.4 | 2.8 | 3.5 | 142 | |
| Bush | Lump | Presidents of the USA | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.5 | 118 | |
| Everyone Back To My Place | Everything In Its Right Place | Radiohead | 3.6 | 3.2 | 3.1 | 137 | |
| Soup Dish of the Day | Flavour of the Weak | American HiFi | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.0 | 135 | |
| Whats My Wage Again? | Whats My Age Again? | Blink 182 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 107 | |
| I Don't Believe It | Beleive | Cher | 2.8 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 223 | |
| I Fly | I Try | Macy Gray | 4.0 | 3.2 | 3.6 | 156 | |
| Muesli | Music | Madonna | 3.1 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 107 | |
| Fifteen Minutes | Pure and Simple | Hear'Say | 2.0 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 124 | |
| Want Saddam | Want You Bad | The Offspring | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 123 | |
| Free Toothpaste for Life | A Design for Life | Manic Street Preachers | 3.3 | 2.8 | 3.0 | 272 | |
| Kick Me | Kiss Me | Sixpence None the Richer | 4.1 | 4.2 | 3.9 | 121 | |
| Winger | Linger | The Cranberries | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 124 | |
| 24/12 | 19-2000 | Gorillaz | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.4 | 176 | |
| Osama | Knives Out | Radiohead | 2.2 | 2.2 | 2.5 | 134 | |
| Calling | Warning | Green Day | 2.5 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 103 | |
| Microsoft | All For You | Janet Jackson | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 132 | |
| I Want Pubs | I Want Love | Elton John | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 101 | |
| It's Alight | Its My Life | Bon Jovi | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 113 | |
| Because I Got Sky | Because I Got High | Afroman | 3.2 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 267 | |
| Bloodless | Breathless | The Corrs | 4.0 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 102 | |
| If you tolerate this your site will have pop-ups next | If you tolerate this then your children will be next | Manic Street Preachers | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 157 | |
| Afghanistan | Rotterdam | Beautiful South | 4.1 | 3.4 | 3.9 | 144 | |
| Armenian Like You | Bohemian Like You | Dandy Warhols | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.8 | 163 | |
| Can't Get Up Out Of My Bed | Can't Get You Out Of My Head | Kylie Minogue | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.8 | 128 | |
| How Gullible you are | How Wonderful You Are | Gordon Haskell | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 101 | |
| 30-Something Local Radio DJ | Teenage Dirtbag | Wheatus | 4.0 | 4.3 | 4.1 | 109 | |
| Chad | Crush | Jennifer Paige | 3.2 | 3.0 | 2.8 | 129 | |
| Smells Like Sweaty Musicians In A Small Room | Smells Like Teen Spirit | Nirvana | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 130 | |
| Bin Laden | Babylon | David Gray | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 134 | |
| About Me (again) | About You | Teenage Fanclub | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 108 | |
| A Little Pretzel | A Little Respect | Wheatus | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 118 | |
| Get The Railways Sorted | Get The Party Started | Pink | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 138 | |
| Whats my name again?(P. Diddy Bad choice of I.D remix) | Whats my age again? | Blink 182 | 3.4 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 109 | |
| Stuck Inside My Throat | Stuck In A Moment | U2 | 3.3 | 2.9 | 3.0 | 138 | |
| Enron Man Blues | Worried Man Blues | Unknown | 3.0 | 2.9 | 3.0 | 131 | |
| Don't Vote | Don't Speak | No Doubt | 4.2 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 145 | |
| Platform Twelve (Maybe) | Iceblink Luck | Cocteau Twins | 2.2 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 147 | |
| Shareholders (Misery) | Misery | Soul Asylum | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 143 | |
| Don't Refer To Enron | Don't Look Back In Anger | Oasis | 3.2 | 2.8 | 3.1 | 172 | |
| Enron Song | Punk Rock Song | Bad Religion | 3.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 176 | |
| With Gravy | Sweet Baby | Macy Gray | 4.3 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 139 | |
| In The Shredder Now(Remeber Ken Lay) | On The Radio(Remember The Days) | Nelly Furtado | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 105 | |
| All The Law Things | All The Small Things | Blink 182 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.7 | 107 | |
| Stop Your Lying | Stop Your Crying | Spiritualized | 3.2 | 3.7 | 3.2 | 105 | |
| Man! I Feel Like I'm Dubya | Man! I Feel Like A Woman | Shania Twain | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.4 | 111 | |
| Media Killed The Politician | Video Killed The Radio Star | Presidents of the United States of America | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 123 | |
| Face That Bloody Music, Jo Moore | Play That Funky Music, White Boy | Wild Cherry | 2.5 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 103 | |
| GarbageGate | Basket Case | Green Day | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 105 | |
| Last Stop, Edge Hill | Last Stop This Town | Eels | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 153 | |
| Plagarism | Millennium | Robbie Williams | 2.4 | 2.6 | 2.3 | 104 | |
| Can We Fight? | Save Tonight | Eagle eye Cherry | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 138 | |
| The Election That You Get | The Impression That I Get | Mighty Mighty Bosstones | 3.7 | 2.4 | 3.0 | 128 | |
| MP3's | Movies | Alien Ant Farm | 2.8 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 101 | |
| You Rigged The Vote | You Rock my World | Michael Jackson | 4.1 | 3.7 | 3.6 | 121 | |
| Who Do Aliens Abduct Me? | Why Does It Always Rain On Me? | Travis | 3.9 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 179 | |
| George Dubya - President | Bob Wilson - Anchorman | Half Man Half Biscuit | 2.4 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 102 | |
| Christ, I'm Bored! | My Sweet Lord | George Harrison | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 110 | |
| London Underground | Going Underground | The Jam | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 1058 | |
| Where Is Blairs Mind? | Where Is My Mind? | Pixies | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 165 | |
| Crawling (into Leeds) | Crawling | Linkin Park | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.4 | 119 | |
| Byers | Luka | Suzanne Vega | 4.3 | 3.3 | 3.8 | 102 | |
| A Bramall Lane Thing | Celebrity Skin | Hole | 1.6 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 269 | |
| One Word Different | One Step Closer | Linkin Park | 4.9 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Drink | Reach | S Club 7 | 3.9 | 4.6 | 4.2 | 167 | |
| Byers is a Halfwit | Heaven Is A Half Pipe | OPM | 4.2 | 4.8 | 4.5 | 175 | |
| I.D.S | S.O.S | Abba | 3.0 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 155 | |
| Fallin (Remix Album #3 version) | Fallin' | Alicia Keys | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 118 | |
| (ITV) Digitals Not Gonna Happen | Alisons Starting to Happen | Lemonheads | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 114 | |
| Number One | Evergreen | Will Young | 2.8 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 127 | |
| Beings At The Window | Flowers In The Window | Travis | 3.0 | 2.5 | 3.0 | 161 | |
| Injury Time | The Hindu Times | Oasis | 2.5 | 3.8 | 3.2 | 137 | |
| I Bought The Corrs | I Fought The Law And The Law Won | Bobby Fuller Four | 4.0 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 103 | |
| Spaces In Car Parks | Song To The Siren | This Mortal Coil | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 118 | |
| No Surprises | No Surprises | Radiohead | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.2 | 120 | |
| World-cup-cash-in Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 159 | |
| Three Liars | Three Lions | Baddiel, Skinner & the Lightning Seeds | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.2 | 113 | |
| In The World Cup | Under The Bridge | Red Hot Chilli Peppers | 3.1 | 3.3 | 3.2 | 112 | |
| Mandelson | Alison | Elvis Costello | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 104 | |
| Manchester Station | My Generation | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 159 | |
| One More Guy's Walking (The Big Brother Song) | Some Candy Talking | The Jesus And Mary Chain | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 138 | |
| An Air Travel Strike | Old Before I Die | Robbie Williams | 4.3 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 97 | |
| Totally Addicted To Spin | Totally Addicted To Bass | Puretone | 3.2 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 115 | |
| Bankruptcies Will Happen | Accidents Will Happen | Elvis Costello and The Attractions | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 189 | |
| Instant Message | Broken Record | The Posies | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| What A Pitiful State | What A Beautiful Day | The Levellers | 3.0 | 2.7 | 3.3 | 116 | |
| Stop Putting These Songs Out | Stop Crying Your Heart Out | Oasis | 2.4 | 1.9 | 2.1 | 136 | |
| From An Advert For Cars | We Are All Made Of Stars | Moby | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.4 | 146 | |
| We Are All In The Bar | We Are All Made Of Stars | Moby | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 146 | |
| My Auditor | The One I Love | REM | 3.2 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 169 | |
| On E-Bay | By The Way | Red Hot Chilli Peppers | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 117 | |
| Home Made Wine | Silent Sigh | Badly Drawn Boy | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 138 | |
| Audit Time | Summertime | The Sundays | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 110 | |
| Say goodbye to Anderson | Say goodbye to Hollywood | Billy Joel | 4.0 | 5.0 | 3.0 | 88 | |
| Where's Exeter City? | Pour Some Sugar On Me | Def Leppard | 2.8 | 2.2 | 2.9 | 147 | |
| Ain't No Way (i'll Wait Round For The Next Harry Potter Book) | Ain't No Fun (waiting Round To Be A Millionare) | AC/DC | 4.0 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 199 | |
| Turn It Off | Shoot the Dog | George Michael | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 95 | |
| Everybody's Gone (The Wembley Stadium Song) | Everybody's Gone | Senseless Things | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 100 | |
| Tory Voting Man | Tiger In My Tank | Eels | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 147 | |
| Claims Direct | Rock DJ | Robbie Williams | 2.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 112 | |
| Race for the Pies | Race for the Prize | Flaming Lips | 2.9 | 2.2 | 2.7 | 148 | |
| MP3 | Without Me | Eminem | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 135 | |
| Battle for Free Internet | Battle Of Who Could Care Less | Ben Folds Five | 4.7 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 97 | |
| Calling (The Jedi Song) | Warning | Green Day | 3.0 | 3.2 | 3.6 | 109 | |
| Pretty Careless | Pretty Vacant | Sex Pistols | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Forever Guilty | Forever Autumn | Justin Hayward | 3.7 | 3.1 | 3.6 | 225 | |
| Shares Wiped | Hash Pipe | Weezer | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 93 | |
| Design Mistakes (England's a-cocking up their guns) | It's a Mistake | Men at Work | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 95 | |
| The Crop-Circle Makers | The Beautiful People | Marilyn Manson | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 109 | |
| The System Admin. | I am the Walrus | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 105 | |
| Ain't That Enough (Compensation) | Ain't That Enough | Teenage Fanclub | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 109 | |
| It's The End Of The World And Bush Knows It | It's The End Of The World As We Know It | REM | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 189 | |
| Yes, It's Gory | Every Morning | Sugar Ray | 4.2 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 119 | |
| Scream Trilogy Pie | American Pie | Don Mclean | 4.3 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 116 | |
| Tony Blairs Army | Olivers Army | Elvis Costello and the Attractions | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 113 | |
| Search Engine in China | Englishman in New York | Sting | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 164 | |
| Welcome to AOL | Welcome to the Jungle | Guns and Roses | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 212 | |
| Plugging My New Website | Watching The Detectives | Elvis Costello | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 105 | |
| Panic | Panic | The Smiths | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 127 | |
| Hung Up On You | Hung Up In You | Madder Rose | 1.5 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 170 | |
| Between Torness and Sizewell | Between Angels and Insects | Papa Roach | No Votes | 119 | |||
| Watch Popstars | Keep Fishin' | Weezer | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 115 | |
| Milton Keynes | Jerusalem | William Blake | 3.0 | 2.9 | 2.9 | 125 | |
| Other Side | Otherside | Red Hot Chilli Peppers | 2.3 | 2.0 | 2.3 | 110 | |
| E-Mails from the Leeches | Female of the Species | Space | 4.0 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 154 | |
| Hard to Erect (The Shelf Song) | Hard to Explain | The Strokes | 3.9 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 147 | |
| Barrel Scraping | TubThumping | Chumbawumba | 3.5 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 161 | |
| If It Makes Bush Happy | If It Makes You Happy | Sheryl Crow | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 104 | |
| Never Happy With The Trains | Only Happy When It Rains | Garbage | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 133 | |
| Cash In Again | Virginia Plain | Roxy Music | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 144 | |
| Major | Iris | Goo-Goo Dolls | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 103 | |
| This Conference Must Go | Wherever You Will Go | The Calling | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 129 | |
| The Lost Art Of Inspecting Weapons | The Lost Art Of Keeping A Secret | Queens Of The Stone Age | 2.5 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 101 | |
| You Know I'm Tight | You Know You're Right | Nirvana | 2.1 | 1.9 | 2.0 | 120 | |
| I'll Redecorate My Room | I Don't Want Control Of You | Teenage Fanclub | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 104 | |
| Compilation | Complicated | Avril Lavigne | 4.6 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 110 | |
| He's Elected | She's Electric | Oasis | 4.0 | 4.3 | 4.1 | 155 | |
| Pretty Sly For A Dead Guy | Pretty Fly For A White Guy | Offspring | 3.5 | 3.6 | 3.5 | 195 | |
| Dear Bond | Dear John | Status Quo | 3.2 | 2.8 | 3.0 | 88 | |
| I'm Drinking Here | I'll Make It Clear | Teenage Fanclub | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 96 | |
| Bumps and Roundabouts | Drops of Jupiter | Train | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 99 | |
| Explorer | Aurora | Foo Fighters | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 109 | |
| Where's My Mobile Phone | Underneath Your Clothes | Shakira | 3.8 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 99 | |
| Every Page Takes A While To Load | Everyday Is A Winding Road | Sheryl Crow | 4.0 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 113 | |
| Now You're Gone (The Angus Deayton Song) | When You're Gone | Bryan Adams and Mel C | 4.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 193 | |
| Don't Cover Me | Papa Don't Preach | Madonna | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 134 | |
| Nuclear Submarine | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 3.6 | 3.9 | 3.7 | 99 | |
| The Real John Major | The Real Slim Shady | Eminem | 4.6 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 126 | |
| Bush Solution | New Pollution | Beck | 3.2 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 147 | |
| Our Ministers Do Sod All | Another Brick in the Wall | Pink Floyd | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 108 | |
| Bomb Him Sometime | Steal My Sunshine | Len | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 173 | |
| This Film Is Just The Same | Die Another Day | Madonna | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.6 | 107 | |
| Fart Again | Start Again | Teenage Fanclub | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 100 | |
| Tory Boy | Skater Boy | Avril Lavigne | 3.5 | 4.2 | 3.2 | 107 | |
| Teenage Kids | Teenage Kicks | The Undertones | 3.9 | 3.7 | 4.3 | 188 | |
| Weather's Cold | Heart of Gold | Neil Young | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 127 | |
| Motorcycle Couriers | Motorcycle Emptiness | Manic Street Preachers | 2.9 | 3.5 | 3.1 | 182 | |
| Early Xmas Everybody | Merry Xmas Everybody | Slade | 2.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 264 | |
| This Is Lunacy Dubya | What's The Frequency Kenneth? | REM | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 164 | |
| Net Connection | Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | 4.2 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 106 | |
| Dubya's A Loon | Man On The Moon | REM | 3.4 | 3.6 | 3.5 | 155 | |
| When I'm Sixty-Four | When I'm Sixty-Four | The Beatles | 3.4 | 3.7 | 3.5 | 124 | |
| Voters | Lotus | R.E.M. | 3.5 | 3.8 | 3.2 | 147 | |
| M.O.E | M.O.R | Blur | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 149 | |
| The Game of Shrub | The Game of Love | Michelle Branch & Santana | 1.9 | 2.4 | 2.1 | 97 | |
| Electoral Fraud | Electrical Storm | U2 | 3.7 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 148 | |
| Our Favourite Game | My Favourite Game | The Cardigans | 4.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 152 | |
| Original Slacker | Original Prankster | The Offspring | 4.3 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 110 | |
| Feel (drunk) | Feel | Robbie Williams | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 118 | |
| Diverted Train to Wherever | United States of Whatever | Liam Lynch | 4.8 | 3.7 | 3.6 | 154 | |
| Do They Know It's Cloning Time | Do They Know It's Christmas Time | Band Aid | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 273 | |
| Watching Television | Losing My Religion | R.E.M | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 177 | |
| Saddam | Cheyenne | Guided by Voices | 4.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 112 | |
| Road To Warfare | Road To Nowhere | Talking Heads | 2.6 | 2.0 | 2.6 | 92 | |
| (Looking) Down on the Underground | Sound of the Underground | Girls Aloud | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.5 | 165 | |
| What's this film 'Two Towers'? I Just don't understand it | Whats So Funny 'bout Peace Love And Understanding? | Elvis Costello and the Attractions | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 102 | |
| Insult | Tribute | Tenacious D | 3.0 | 2.9 | 2.8 | 136 | |
| Shrub Will Take Us To War | Love Will Tear Us Apart | Joy Division | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 147 | |
| Soap | Hope | R.E.M. | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 160 | |
| Things | Sing | Travis | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 140 | |
| Fairytale of Broadband | Fairytale of New York | The Pogues | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 290 | |
| Another Sentence | 21 Seconds (Radio edit) | So Solid Crew | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 186 | |
| Presidential Guy (Dubya! #3) | Accidental Life | Teenage Fanclub | 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 93 | |
| Culled Iraq (Dubya! #10) | Cul De Sac | Teenage Fanclub | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 91 | |
| Dumb Dumb Dumber (Dubya! #6) | Dumb Dumb Dumb | Teenage Fanclub | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 114 | |
| Randomness (Dubya! #5) | Happiness | Teenage Fanclub | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 101 | |
| How'd They Vote Him? God Knows (Dubya! #2) | I Can't Find My Way Home | Teenage Fanclub | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 96 | |
| Don't Need Elections (Dubya! #1) | I Need Direction | Teenage Fanclub | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 96 | |
| If We Don't Elect You Again (Dubya! #12) | If I Never See You Again | Teenage Fanclub | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 94 | |
| Blairs Far-right Life (Dubya! #11) | My Uptight Life | Teenage Fanclub | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 95 | |
| Need You (Dubya! #4) | Near You | Teenage Fanclub | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 100 | |
| War Tomorrow (Dubya! #9) | Straight & Narrow | Teenage Fanclub | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 105 | |
| Shrubs Dumb Lies Come Through (Dubya! #8) | The Sun Shines From You | Teenage Fanclub | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 210 | |
| The Clown in the City (Dubya! #7) | The Town and the City | Teenage Fanclub | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 104 | |
| I Can't Put Up With London Town | I Can't Stand Up For Falling Down | Elvis Costello & the Attractions | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 100 | |
| Prescotts Mouth | Country House | Blur | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 141 | |
| Records On The Radios Playlist | Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous | Good Charlotte | 3.4 | 3.9 | 4.4 | 105 | |
| He Was The King Of Pop | He Was A Friend Of Mine | Bob Dylan | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 106 | |
| Good Year For The Posers | Good Year For The Roses | Elvis Costello & the Attractions | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 117 | |
| My PC Won't Start | Raining In My Heart | Buddy Holly | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.0 | 110 | |
| Burgers x3 | Norman 3 | Teenage Fanclub | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 87 | |
| Valentines Day | Beautiful Day | U2 | 3.8 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 163 | |
| Streets of London '03 | Streets of London | Ralph McTell | 2.3 | 3.0 | 2.7 | 166 | |
| Song for Bad Weather | Song for Whoever | Beautiful South | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 127 | |
| I'm An Appeaser | I'm a Believer | The Monkees | 3.2 | 4.0 | 3.3 | 99 | |
| No More X-Files | Sweet Child o' Mine | Guns & Roses | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 137 | |
| Hitting David Beckham | Shiny Happy People | R.E.M. | 3.4 | 3.0 | 3.1 | 170 | |
| Sunny in Blackpool | Sunny Afternoon | The Kinks | 2.5 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 120 | |
| Barman | Starman | David Bowie | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.3 | 110 | |
| Pretty Rubbish | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.6 | 104 | |
| The Shrubs Case For War Is One Big Con | Your Love Is The Place Where I Come From | Teenage Fanclub | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 104 | |
| Foretan Pie | American Pie | Don McLean | 3.4 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 114 | |
| Driving in the City | Summer in the City | Lovin Spoonful | 3.5 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 107 | |
| Time To Bomb Saddam | Nights in White Satin | Moody Blues | 3.4 | 3.2 | 3.4 | 445 | |
| (Don't) Eat English Beef | Beyond Belief | Elvis Costello & the Attractions | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 98 | |
| Train on London Station | Wave of Mutilation | The Pixies | 3.0 | 2.5 | 2.8 | 146 | |
| Celluloid | Paranoid | Black Sabbath | 3.0 | 3.5 | 3.2 | 155 | |
| Fight Those Inside (Your Party) | Fight For Your Right (To Party) | Beastie Boys | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 86 | |
| This Film Jack-Ass (Hope it's over) | Happy X-mas (War is over) | John Lennon | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 105 | |
| It's Not Quite Possible | t's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | 2.9 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 130 | |
| Fame Academy Go Away | Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay | Otis Redding | 2.0 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 103 | |
| The Man Who'll Screw the World | The Man Who Sold the World | David Bowie | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 116 | |
| To All The Spods I've Ressed Before | To All The Girls I've Loved Before | Willie Nelson | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 107 | |
| You're not Superpowers | You Don't Bring Me Flowers | Neil Diamond | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 98 | |
| No Parking Now | I Won't Back Down | Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers | 3.2 | 2.4 | 2.6 | 93 | |
| Today He's With Shrub | Friday I'm in Love | The Cure | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 142 | |
| Nuking Saddam | New Amsterdam | Elvis Costello and the Attractions | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 120 | |
| There Goes the Beer | There Goes the Fear | Doves | 3.0 | 4.2 | 3.8 | 152 | |
| Shrub is Not Right | Love at First Sight | Kylie Minogue | 2.7 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 92 | |
| Forever with Blue Screen | Forever in Blue Jeans | Neil Diamond | 4.1 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 92 | |
| Feel a Whole Lot Better? | Feel a Whole Lot Better | The Byrds | 3.0 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 88 | |
| The Soap Actors Fear Of The Chart Run-down | The Pop Singers Fear Of The Pollen Count | Divine Comedy | 2.7 | 3.3 | 3.0 | 143 | |
| God Save the Queen (2003 version) | God Save the Queen | National Anthem | 2.9 | 2.5 | 2.9 | 153 | |
| Let's Bomb Saddam | Mr Spaceman | The Byrds | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.5 | 585 | |
| Two Printers | Two Princes | Spin Doctors | 4.1 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 149 | |
| I Want MP3s | I Want to Break Free | Queen | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 171 | |
| Everything Bush Says | All The Things She Said | Tatu | 2.4 | 2.6 | 2.5 | 190 | |
| Emissions | Transmission | Joy Division | 4.4 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 144 | |
| ...Parodies to Write | Seven Seas of Rhye | Queen | 3.2 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 168 | |
| Sure about DNA | Born in the USA | Bruce Springsteen | 4.0 | 3.6 | 4.0 | 124 | |
| Ten Pints of Beer From Now | One Hundred Years From Now | The Byrds | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 107 | |
| Mr Blair's Beautiful Blues | Mr E's Beautiful Blues | Eels | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 158 | |
| Yes, We're Doomed! | In a Room | Dodgy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| This Windows Thing Means My Damn Pc Is Screwed | The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You | Bryan Adams | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 109 | |
| TV Shows from the Eighties | Ebony and Ivory | Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney | No Votes | 169 | |||
| The Turkey Song | The Chicken Song | Spitting Image | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Show My Bum | Come Undone | Robbie Williams | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 121 | |
| Arsenal Fan Blues | Worried Man Blues | Woody Guthrie | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 135 | |
| Ballad of Chernobyl | Ballad of Easy Rider | The Byrds | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 123 | |
| Londons Boring | London Calling | The Clash | 4.5 | 4.0 | 3.0 | 132 | |
| Beckham | Heaven | Dj Sammy | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 120 | |
| Filesharing | Shipbuilding | Elvis Costello and the Attractions | No Votes | 111 | |||
| Eurovision | Television | Bad Religion | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| A Persistant Troll | I Love Rock & Roll | Joan Jett and the Blackhearts | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 89 | |
| Upper Class Weirdo | Working Class Hero | John Lennon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Bureaucracy | Controversy | Prince | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 138 | |
| We've Done it Once | The Show Must Go On | Queen | No Votes | 141 | |||
| (im)peachment | Peaches | Presidents of the United States of America | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Trainspotter/Terrorist Song | Pyramid Song | Radiohead | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 98 | |
| House Where Big Brother's On | House of the Rising Sun | The Animals | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 98 | |
| Corrections | Objection | Shakira | No Votes | 99 | |||
| Rollin' (News) | Rollin' | Limp Bizkit | No Votes | 101 | |||
| The (Cold) Drugs Don't Work | The Drugs Don't Work | The Verve | 2.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 151 | |
| Looking At The Clock (idlegit Edit) | Jenny From The Block (radio Edit) | J-Lo | 5.0 | 1.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Spend More Time With My Family | Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me | Elton John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 108 | |
| New Lad State of Mind | New York State of Mind | Billy Joel | No Votes | 94 | |||
| Bring Me My Pint | Bring Me To Life | Evanessence | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| I Don't Understand What The Fuss Is For | I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For | U2 | No Votes | 144 | |||
| Live In Buckingham Palace | Living Next Door To Alice | Smokie | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 188 | |
| I Guess Thats What They Call Rolling News | I Guess Thats Why They Call It The Blues | Elton John | No Votes | 107 | |||
| Looking for Socks | Love on the Rocks | Neil Diamond | No Votes | 99 | |||
| Cobblers to the World | Harvest for the World | The Isley Brothers | No Votes | 121 | |||
| As Long As You're Cronies | As Long As You Love Me | Backstreet Boys | No Votes | 108 | |||
| I Want To Get Broadband | I Want To Hold Your Hand | The Beatles | No Votes | 101 | |||
| Those Were Celebrity Lives | Those Were The Days Of Our Lives | Queen | No Votes | 144 | |||
| Tennis Drives me Barmy | Seven Nation Army | White Stripes | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 100 | |
| University Teaching | Universally Speaking | Red Hot Chilli Peppers | No Votes | 96 | |||
| The Spaghetti Junction song | Lose Yourself | Eminem | No Votes | 130 | |||
| Have We Come For This? | Has it Come to This? | The Streets | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| The Real Fast Food Song | The Fast Food Song | Fast Food Rockers | 3.0 | 3.6 | 3.4 | 747 | |
| It's All Crap | It's Like That | Run DMC ft Jason Nevins | No Votes | 100 | |||
| (Celebrity)D.I.V.O.R.C.E | D.I.V.O.R.C.E | Tammy Wynette | 1.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 115 | |
| Sunny Today | Walking Away | Craig David | No Votes | 151 | |||
| The Terminator | The Entertainer | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| In the Black | Back in Black | Ac/Dc | 3.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 160 | |
| SoBig, Blaster, Nachi | Truly Madly Deeply | Savage Garden | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| We've Lost That Silly Season | You've Lost That Loving Feeling | Righteous Brothers | No Votes | 97 | |||
| Upward Bound | Homeward Bound | Simon & Garfunkel | No Votes | 130 | |||
| The Manual | Fernando | Abba | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 172 | |
| Commiserations | Congratulations | Cliff Richards | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 159 | |
| The SUV song | Pulling Mussels (from the Shell) | Squeeze | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 253 | |
| Buyers of the Porn | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | No Votes | 99 | |||
| Labour Conscience | Guilty Conscience | Eminem | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 153 | |
| The Uk Music Festival Song | Waterloo Sunset | The Kinks | No Votes | 103 | |||
| I Don't Wanna Live In A Place Called That | I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That | Elton John | No Votes | 117 | |||
| The 'I Hate My Job' Song | Roll Over Lay Down | Status Quo | No Votes | 1805 | |||
| The Privatised British Railway Network Blues | Slow | Kylie Minogue | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 97 | |
| I'd Subsist on Junk Food | I'm The Man Who Loves You | Wilco | No Votes | 166 | |||
| Blundering Fights | Wuthering Heights | Kate Bush | 4.0 | 4.5 | 3.5 | 180 | |
| Voting Tory | Growing on Me | The Darkness | No Votes | 97 | |||
| U.K.I.P | Y.M.C.A | The Village People | No Votes | 115 | |||
