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Song Parodies -> "I Want To Get Broadband"

Original Song Title:

"I Want To Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Want To Get Broadband"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

a song about British Telecom not upgrading our telephone exchange to take broadband
Oh yeah, I'll download something,
it's the wait I can't stand.
When I dump this modem
I want to get Broadband,
I want to get Broadband,
I'm an impatient man.

Oh Porn-ography
on my hard drive it lands
And please, say B.T.
will let me get Broadband
I want to get Broadband,
I am a dirty man.

And when I'm looking the connection it dies
56k of useless stuff
yes it's died, yes it's died, yes it's died.

Yeah, I'm in that suburb,
that has no upgrade planned.
When I'll say I want it
I want to get Broadband,
I want to get Broadband,
I'm a frustrated man.

And when I phone you I get no good reply.
It's demand there's not enough of
but we tried, but we tried, but we tried.

Yeh, this was the one thing,
that wasn't in my plans.
it in, there's no money
I want to get Broadband,
I want to get Broadband,
victim of no demand.

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