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Song Parodies -> "Afghanistan"

Original Song Title:

"Rotterdam"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beautiful South

Parody Song Title:

"Afghanistan"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

And the men all grow their beards
cause its certain death if they shave it off
and everyone wears face masks
finding hims hard enough

the landscape is rocky
the bombs dont make it any more
and no-one knows if Osamas here
or if he's gone and done a runner

He's in Afghanistan, or pakistan
we don't really know
and Baghdad is quite welcoming
when Saddam is at home
when Saddam is at home

and everyone is bombed
and most of them are innocent
the red cross and citizens are multiple
and more visible than taliban

and when faced with bloody massive bombs
they fire red warning flares
Battle-Khaki is still visible
with red underwear

He's in Afghanistan, or florida
we don't really know
and Baghdad is quite welcoming
when Saddam is at home
when Saddam is at home

He's in Afghanistan, or Malaga
we don't really know
and Baghdad is quite welcoming
when Saddam is at home
when Saddam is at home

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