-> "Bankruptcies Will Happen"
Original Song Title:
"Accidents Will Happen"
Parody Song Title:
"Bankruptcies Will Happen"
The Lyrics
Oh, I think the auditors are in
though the profit claim's not modest
it was dishonest
But they kept on ploughing on
working in telecoms
the judge says go to jail
for five years without fail
Bankruptcies can happen, not only at Enron
you thought that they were guilty,
now they're not the only ones.
Bankruptcies can happen, not only at Enron
I don't care about that
now I know 'bout WorldCom
theres so many shredders you need
that only Anderson can lend to you indef'natley
and the losses they go on,
shareholders so dumb,
their minds are made up but their wallets undone
Bankruptcies can happen, not only at Enron
you thought that they were guilty,
now they're not the only ones.
Bankruptcies can happen, not only at Enron
I don't care about that
now I know 'bout WorldCom
and it's the profits that they make,
they never did
it's the billions they faked
where are they hid?
there's so many lawyers to buy
so many flowcharts you can check upon
and highlight the deception.
but the damage has been done
the market it slumps
sharedealers laid off with no bonus to come
Bankruptcies can happen, not only at Enron
you thought that they were guilty,
now they're not the only ones.
Bankruptcies can happen, not only at Enron
I don't care about that
now I know 'bout WorldCom
I know, I Know
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