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Song Parodies -> "Byers is a Halfwit"

Original Song Title:

"Heaven Is A Half Pipe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

OPM

Parody Song Title:

"Byers is a Halfwit"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

About the UK rail industries favourite punch bag
If I have to catch train
at least make sure that its not late
cause its a decent car that I lack
and the trains fallen off the track

Now Byers should be an MP
on the bench at the back
but he's the transport minister
and tony blair was wrong
and if you voted conservative
or the liberal democrats instead
they couldn't be much worser
and would call for Byers head, whinging

If I have to catch train
at least make sure that its not late
cause its a decent car that I lack
and the trains fallen off the track

Now most people think of railways
and when they do they wince
and when they get to the station
well they'll be even less convinced
so if you wanna be so dissappointed
and think its a mess of it all
cause every train you catch is delayed
and Railtracks gone to the wall, whinging

If I have to catch train
at least make sure that its not late
cause right now the trains have gone to sh*t
Richard Bransons F**king with it

and then i got on the train
and it broke down so I had to change
I'm sorry mate we've been delayed
theres some trackworks outside Wakefield Westgate
like privatized trains, way back in '97
there'll be signal failiures sending people to heaven
think i really care bout effects on the economy
they'd rather have that than a good rail authority
and now railtrack is going bust
and only shareholders think it's just
there all gonna sue, till they get their cash
rail's gonna be public's again at last, again at last, again at last

Byers is a Half-wit
Byers is a Half-wit

If I have to catch train
at least make sure that its not late
cause its a decent car that I lack
and the trains fallen off the track

If I have to catch train
at least make sure that its not late
cause right now the trains have gone to sh*t
Richard Bransons F**king with it

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