Are you visiting superstores in the fall
It's the time christmas songs play wall to wall
Does you think the prices are dear?
Can't you wait for Christmas day?
Does that fatefull day seem many months away?

So here's a song about Christmas, Just to get you in the mood
Look, it's October now, you bloody silly fool.

Are you waiting for the card bill to arrive?
Are you played the same old records everytime?
Does your Granny always tell you
That the old songs are the best,
well they play them in the chain stores with the rest...

So here's a song about Christmas, Just to get you in the mood
Look, I'm just feeling now, Like Ebeneezer Scrooge.

Are they hanging up the tinsel in the stores?
Are they trying to convince you they're not bored?
Do you crave the end of yuletide
and a quiet shop again?
well you've got a quiet 10 months then my friend.

So here's a song about Christmas, Just to get you in the mood
Look, it's October now, you bloody silly fool.
So here's a song about Christmas, Just to get you in the mood
Look, it's November now, you bloody silly fool.
So here's a song about Christmas, Just to get you in the mood
Look, it's December now, now play that bloody tune.