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Song Parodies -> "The Privatised British Railway Network Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Slow"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kylie Minogue

Parody Song Title:

"The Privatised British Railway Network Blues"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

Knew I'd be here all night
on the train that I got on
Boy I was so right

missed my connection
that's nothing's very new to me
this service depresses

Tracks still need repairing
Pull quickly right up when there's leaves
passengers seething

Got me affected
late by 180 minutes
there's no electric

Slow down when they see leaves
Yeah, slow
Skip the track cause it's not fixed prop'ly
Yeah, slow
The car's much more easy
Yeah, slow
awful seats and health-warning'd coffee
Yeah, slow

Don't wanna use it
the shareholders pile cash in
they get so much here

You know who'll be paying
And they haven't done a thing
what excuse they saying

Slow down when they see leaves
Yeah, slow
Skip the track cause it's not fixed prop'ly
Yeah, slow
The car's much more easy
Yeah, slow
awful seats and health-warning'd coffee
Yeah, slow

ban all foul language
need it now, now

Slow down when they see leaves
Yeah, slow
Skip the track cause it's not fixed prop'ly
Yeah, slow
The car's much more easy
Yeah, slow
awful seats and health-warning'd coffee
Yeah, slow

no service and never work properly
awful seats and health-warning'd coffee
companys can't run these things properly
Slow

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

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Blade - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
A pretty good attempt. I particulary liked the like "Skip the track cause its not fixed properly", but the pacing of the song seems a bit wayward. Overall 4 out of 5 in my book
Beef Wang, BobyBird's Trusty Boxer Dog! - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
WOOF WOOF! Funny stuff dude. My master, Mr. Boby, takes the bus instead of the train caue the train sucks. Coincidence? Think so, and I'll byte yore knackers orf! BEEF WANG. "WOOF WOOF"

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