-> "The Privatised British Railway Network Blues"
Original Song Title:
"Slow"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Privatised British Railway Network Blues"
The Lyrics
Knew I'd be here all night
on the train that I got on
Boy I was so right
missed my connection
that's nothing's very new to me
this service depresses
Tracks still need repairing
Pull quickly right up when there's leaves
passengers seething
Got me affected
late by 180 minutes
there's no electric
Slow down when they see leaves
Yeah, slow
Skip the track cause it's not fixed prop'ly
Yeah, slow
The car's much more easy
Yeah, slow
awful seats and health-warning'd coffee
Yeah, slow
Don't wanna use it
the shareholders pile cash in
they get so much here
You know who'll be paying
And they haven't done a thing
what excuse they saying
Slow down when they see leaves
Yeah, slow
Skip the track cause it's not fixed prop'ly
Yeah, slow
The car's much more easy
Yeah, slow
awful seats and health-warning'd coffee
Yeah, slow
ban all foul language
need it now, now
Slow down when they see leaves
Yeah, slow
Skip the track cause it's not fixed prop'ly
Yeah, slow
The car's much more easy
Yeah, slow
awful seats and health-warning'd coffee
Yeah, slow
no service and never work properly
awful seats and health-warning'd coffee
companys can't run these things properly
Slow
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