Christ I'm bored
mm I'm Bored
mm I'm Bored

I really want to watch it
I really want to watch TV
Really want a good program
but theres nothing on, I'm Bored

Christ I'm bored
mm I'm Bored
mm I'm Bored

Used to enjoy the X-files
Mulder left and so did I
With Scully it's not as good
I'm glad its ending, I'm Bored (By Radio)

Christ I'm bored (On Video)
mm I'm Bored (On DVD)
Christ I'm bored (On Internet)

I won't make do with Tennis
Golf is something I miss
Really want some good Sci-Fi
Really want a chat show fight
But Springers not on, I'm Bored (Oprah Winfrey)

Christ I'm bored (On Video)
mm I'm Bored (On DVD)
Christ I'm bored (On Internet)

I'm watching news reporters (ITV sucks)
Discuss the price of water (BBC sucks)
Really could get satellite
hope i won't be quite as bored (BskyB sucked)

Christ I'm bored (On Video)
mm I'm Bored (On DVD)
Christ I'm bored (On Internet)

I really want some junk food (Chicken Korma)
and a nice cold beer would do (Some Budweiser)
Really wanna get some chips
up against my lips, I'm Bored (Chips and and Kebab)

Christ I'm bored (On Video)
mm I'm Bored (On DVD)
Christ I'm bored (On Internet)

Christ I'm bored (Indegestion)
mm I'm Bored (Television)
ho hum, Christ I'm bored (CD Player)