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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Believe It"

Original Song Title:

"Beleive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Believe It"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

No matter how hard they bomb
Osama still don't get one
and they can't use nukes
or bad chemicals too
its all ro-o-o-ocks on the landscape
with lots o-o-o-of caves to escape
but when the daisy cutters come
he's gonna be the dying one, oh

Do you believe in bombing afghans?
do you think Osama still remains
I really do thinks he's in pakistan]
do you believe that hes In Iraq?
I know you dont like Saddam Hussain
is it a good case for a big attack now?

do you want some soldiers too,
message to Red Cross from you
we use planes for that
with some bombs on the back
they are sma-a-a-art but fall on
the targe-e-e-et that is wrong
cos bush had time to think it through
and stringing ups too good for you?

Do you believe in chemical bombs
i can hear some deadbeat liberal say
it's idealogically wrong
do you believe he's joined the red cross?
I know you dont like peaceful days
is it a good case for a big attack, hey?

well Osama he took this p*ss
cos' a cave is hard to find
on a donkey with a shawl
you can't drop bombs on them all
No, don't use chemicals at all
but DU shells can still fall

Do you believe in democracy
I can hear people in Florida
who really don't think you understood that
Do you believe in terrorism
when the CIA funded osama
was he evil or a freedom fighter?

Do you remember J McCarthy?
are there reds hid under your bed now
I really thought russia did really suck
Do you take orders from your dad?
is the presidency in shambles
I really don't think you're in control now

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