(Hans Blix)
Hey George

(Dubya)
Yeah Hans?

(Hans)
George, have you talked to Blair lately?

(Dubya)
Uhh, I haven't really talked with him but I don't need to, uhh?, Blair?

(Donald Rumsfeld)
Hahaha, He's in with me, uh, now

(Dubya)
Yeah? well maybe we should bomb Iraq then

(Hans Blix)
What do you, uh, suppose I should do?

(Donald Rumsfeld)
Well, before the bombing starts

(Hans Blix)
I was standing in the path of all out war with that country
attempting just to keep the peace
Last time came up 'gainst Saddams thugs, admitted my defeat
no weapons were there to be seen
Now that Bush's there, war's all declared, the War on Terrorism needs
the regime change of what he speaks
and the war it won't be long, if your enemy don't have any bombs
so the inspection teams been sent on

I've got the peace to keep
(dubya)
But We'll bomb him sometime
(Hans Blix)
finding out what weapons he keeps
(dubya)
and We'll bomb him sometime
(Hans Blix)
Nukes are possibilities
(dubya)
yes We'll bomb him sometime

(Donald Rumsfeld)
Blair, c'mere c'mere c'mere
(Blair)
Wow, he's so dim
(Donald Rumsfeld)
I know
(Blair)
I've never seen Dubya look so dumb before
(Donald Rumsfeld)
I've often before, and this is average
(Blair)
yeah, what countrie's he declared war on this time?
Ha ha ha
(Kofi Annan)
Well, I, Dubya! I hate you!

(Dubya)
I was lying about the test site, weapons capabilities
I-r-a-q-i defeat
I declared war, on terrorists and more, and easy to spell countrys
to keep the public voting me
and my funny stare makes me look not all there, and the times you hear me speak
won't raise your confidence in me
and it's me you depend on, and I'm the one with nuclear bombs
and it's Saddam who we'll drop them on

(Hans Blix)
I've got the peace to keep
(dubya)
But We'll bomb him sometime
(Hans Blix)
finding out what weapons he keeps
(dubya)
and We'll bomb him sometime
(Hans Blix)
Nukes are possibilities
(dubya)
yes We'll bomb him sometime

(Hans Blix)
I've got the peace to keep
(dubya)
But We'll bomb him sometime
(Hans Blix)
finding out what weapons he keeps
(dubya)
and We'll bomb him sometime
(Hans Blix)
Dubya's dumb be he can't be bear
(dubya)
yes We'll bomb him sometime