That famous boy gets in papers as often as he can
his seventh wife, we heard, is just a publicity scam
Like We - Know - Why it will be B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
But the words they say in papers now
look suspicious here to me

their D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final they say
that fame-hugging S-O-B got married yesterday
he loves fame most and it will be hard S-E double L you see
Oh, don't know how he could top this D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Watch him smile, he thinks he's A-List in the news today
And he thinks H-I-S-T-O-R-Y will note his fame
we read 'bout all the jerks observed, in the tabloids every week
'Cause I can't recall this guys work, his career's up sh!t creek

their D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final they say
that fame-hugging S-O-B got married yesterday
he loves fame most and it will be hard S-E double L you see
Oh, I think this could be career S-U-I-C-I-D-E