yeah, once there was this crap spin doctor
spreading her lies accross England
she only had one problem, yeah
like when the sh*t hit the fan
and everyone in Labour
she that she would now have to go
but then some sad minister
said she's quit good and not leaving, no

there were planes crashing, and burning and that don't often happen
and after they hit then somebody sent an e-mail message

Face that bloody music, Jo Moore
Face that bloody music, right
Face that bloody music, Jo Moore
come out, say sorry, and face the music in some six months time
now resign
ooh, now resign

No-one could understand this
the papers said that she should resign
"how could she be so foolish"
but i bet she won't get caught next time
and so she kept on spinning
and losing the support of her friends
and at that royals funeral
its where her emploment contract ends

there were rebuttals, and slander and spin went out of control
and then in the evening, Tony Blair came back home and shouted

Face that bloody music, Jo Moore
Face that bloody music, right
Face that bloody music, Jo Moore
come out, say sorry, and face the music in some six months time
now resign
ooh, now resign

at first it wasn't easy
leaving spin doc. jobs behind
but money from the city
will make you glad to leave it behind
and you can get much richer
by messing up in every way
and still never lose your talent
of messing things up in every way

there were rebuttals, and slander and spin went out of control
and then in the evening, Tony Blair came back home and shouted

Face that bloody music, Jo Moore
Face that bloody music, right
Face that bloody music, Jo Moore
come out, say sorry, and face the music in some six months time
now resign
ooh, now resign