Beer is cold in hand
I want some Cola with some Gin
not sure I comprehend
the things that I'm saying
I start to sound quite odd
just ramble, you understand
I've just started dancing
cause I think I can

I just wanna be, real drunk
fill the bowl when I'm puking
cause I've had 7 pints,
drinking here again,
and none's to waste

I don't want meat pies
and I ain't keen on kebabs either
I'm at the chippy - stuffed
and I'm asking for either
after closing time
the beer flow keeps on running
the all-night shop guy
he can see my sort coming

I just wanna be, real drunk
fill the bowl when I'm puking
cause I've had 7 pints,
drinking here again,
and none's to waste
I just wanna be, real drunk
fill the bowl when I'm puking
and I've never had enough

I just wanna be, real drunk
fill the bowl when I'm puking
cause I've had 7 pints,
drinking here again,
and none's to waste

I just wanna be, real drunk
and have some crap food after
when the vodka hit's my soul,
there's a six-pack at my place,
and there's none to waste

Beer is cold in hand
I want some Cola with some Gin
not sure I comprehend
the things that I'm saying
not sure I comprehend
not sure I comprehend
not sure I comprehend
not sure I comprehend