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Song Parodies -> "Dear Bond"

Original Song Title:

"Dear John"

Original Performer:

Status Quo

Parody Song Title:

"Dear Bond"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

Another new Bond film, Another old Bond Script
Everybody has seen Goldfinger,
six or seven times
Though the ending has been predicted,
does this one end in that mine?

Anyway, the new script's the standard one
Anyway, you know Bond and Co. have won

Dear Bond, Goodbye, we said
Your films are all the same
We know the end anyway

Tedium is a standard feature
Look out for the fights
And the chase and shaken Martini
But it's been stirred this time

No surprise, the last lyric was a lie
The script follows the standard plot this time

Dear Bond, Goodbye, we said
Your films are all the same
We know the end anyway

If you're looking for innovation
It's in short supply
And you know that he'll pull some women
And will save the world in time

Anyway, the merchandise deals are good
Feel ashamed, well yes, the scriptwriter should

Dear Bond, Goodbye, we said
Your films are all the same
We know the end anyway

Dear Bond, Goodbye, we said
Your films are all the same
We know the end anyway

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