-> "The Manual"
Original Song Title:
"Fernando"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Manual"
The Lyrics
Can't you read the f*cking manual?
I should never have to take another call thats quite like this
yes we did supply the manual.
You should read it once yourself and not be a pain in the arse
now you'll make me late for lunch
And I don't know how you've made it through life so far
have you now thrown out the manual
been an hour and a minute since you connected to me
I would read the f*cking manual
'stead of calling me tonight and making me just want to die
And you'll call us up again
The poorness of your questions always make us cry
you must call us up here every night
we all think 'sh*te' - The Manual
think how easy life would really be
if you would read - The Manual
Though I never get the calls I choose
I won't forget
I'll hang up if I get you again
or might just send The Manual
now you will downplay the manual
it's full of language you never seem to really understand
Can't you read the f*cking manual?
Do you still believe the CD drive is where coffee mugs stand?
I can see you seem surprised
when we laugh when you say it's hard to understand
you must call us up here every night
we all think 'sh*te' - The Manual
think how easy life would really be
if you would read - The Manual
Though I never get the calls I choose
I won't forget
I'll hang up if I get you again
or might just send The Manual
you must call us up here every night
we all think 'sh*te' - The Manual
think how easy life would really be
if you would read - The Manual
Though I never get the calls I choose
I won't forget
I'll hang up if I get you again
or might just send The Manual
yes, I'll hang myself cause it's you again
please com-prehend The Manual
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