A team thats not as good as last time,
an injured captain won't help,
during extra time
the boss has shacked up with an
ex-TV Presenter
he's too Busy at this time
we'll be the runners up
no vict'ry and won't get the world cup

It's not exactly a surprise, we
lost the contest, no surprises
we're empty handed when we try this

England, England

this is the final score
we're coming home once more

and Japan's time is wrong for drinking
8am we get the beers in
cornflakes don't go well with pie and peas

a good time for slobs
we're not going to our jobs

Beckhams got another five in
Seamans hair is mildling fright'ning
no surprises, Englands out again