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Song Parodies -> "Claims Direct"

Original Song Title:

"Rock DJ"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robbie Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Claims Direct"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

me on the main road, crashing into vehicles
Insurance claims, can't come cheap don't you think so
wave your writs if you're deep in the sh*t
are you bankrupt? (yes you are)

I got (cash), you got (none)
lets get out the lawsuits
you're in the red, gonna go out of business
& visit the jobcentre

Can't profit in this business
this company's witness
& they've not got a plan
The city can hear them
collapsing this is the end
now can you understand

They bankrupted Claims...Direct
on a no win no fee basis
They bankrupted Claims...Direct
now everyone can take the p*ss

Gentleman in glasses, advert's for the masses
who can sue someone the fastest
accident or libel, get someone to fight
but can they make some money? they don't do it (right)

you got to court then it's time to argue
it's time to shake your lawsuit
if your claims company's insolvent you see
it's time to shake your lawsuit

Can't profit in this business
this company's witless
& they've not got a plan
The city can hear them
collapsing this is the end
now can you understand

They bankrupted Claims...Direct
on a no win no fee basis
They bankrupted Claims...Direct
now everyone can take the p*ss

injury's easy, get money you need, every pound
Injury's easy, but if you're faking it, it's still sound

sell up
They bankrupted Claims...Direct
on a no win no fee basis
They bankrupted Claims...Direct
now everyone can take the p*ss

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