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Song Parodies -> "The Real Fast Food Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Fast Food Song"

Original Performer:

Fast Food Rockers

Parody Song Title:

"The Real Fast Food Song"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

Can I spread disorder please?

Let's eat from the street

Carbohydrates, Carbohydrates
Fat, Acid, Sodium and Carbohydrates
Carbohydrates, Carbohydrates
Fat, Acid, Sodium and Carbohydrates
E-Numbers, E-Numbers
Fat, Acid, Sodium and Carbohydrates
E-Numbers, E-Numbers
Fat, Acid, Sodium and Carbohydrates

You liked it you stuffed it
your body didn't want it
The moaning I hear
You've indigestion now

I sh!t it, I bleed it
stomach pills relieve it
Hot and spicy
and over my floor now (mm mm)

Releasing, excreting
you really see the meat in
And get the sh!ts
Me, I won't eat there you know

Crusty, you must see
I don't think ketchup should be
staff acting lazy
Health and Safety know

I think of food but not like this
that cola taste resembles p!ss
Can resist - can resist
Let's eat fron the street

Carbohydrates, Carbohydrates
Fat, Acid, Sodium and Carbohydrates
Carbohydrates, Carbohydrates
Fat, Acid, Sodium and Carbohydrates
E-Numbers, E-Numbers
Fat, Acid, Sodium and Carbohydrates
E-Numbers, E-Numbers
Fat, Acid, Sodium and Carbohydrates

Would you like that to go?

Any forcing?

it's so sweet and caffine
it knocks me off my two feet
it's chunky and lumpy
the milkshake's very poor (Not Dog)

in all fast food places
erasing all the traces
of labour and flavours
don't go back for more

I think of food but not like this
that hamburger is a health risk
Can resist - can resist
Let's eat fron the street

Carbohydrates, Carbohydrates
Fat, Acid, Sodium and Carbohydrates
Carbohydrates, Carbohydrates
Fat, Acid, Sodium and Carbohydrates
E-Numbers, E-Numbers
Fat, Acid, Sodium and Carbohydrates
E-Numbers, E-Numbers
Fat, Acid, Sodium and Carbohydrates

Does anyone fancy the shakes?
Shakes
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Shake it to the left - Vomit to the right - Let's shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

I think of food but not like this
that cola taste resembles p!ss
Can resist - can resist
Let's eat fron the street

Carbohydrates, Carbohydrates
Fat, Acid, Sodium and Carbohydrates
Carbohydrates, Carbohydrates
Fat, Acid, Sodium and Carbohydrates
E-Numbers, E-Numbers
Fat, Acid, Sodium and Carbohydrates
E-Numbers, E-Numbers
Fat, Acid, Sodium and Carbohydrates

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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Tone-Def - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I just downloaded the the original song out of curiosity what something called the fast food song would be. And it looks like it's the las ketchup song for this summer. There's really no point to the song and i've heard the chorus before. Some guy named dave binder came to my freshman orientation and college and sang a sonng where "mcdonalds, mcdonals, kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut were the first verse." That sad thing is it is still better than a lot of hit songs out there now. And jim, you're parody was ok but i think it was a little too graphic at times. (this is probably the 2nd longest comment i ever wrote for a song)
super bitch - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
LoL i enjoyed that.....Although Tone-def is rite....ure just a tad too Graphical at points. Well done.....That was quite funny my favortie part was can I spread a disorder please. Again Also Like Tone-def I have heard the song before (i have actually sang it before at drama) and Glagow (Scotland) in the citycentre there is a lil triangle leading of to 3 major shopping streets and on the corner of each guess what there is.....thats right....a pizza hut, a KFC and a McDonalds...No joke if you ever go to Glagow go to argyle street going towards the train station and there u will find what im talking about....

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