I'm a Top DJ, work on local radio
I think I'm great, I still spell cool with a big K
Oh let me rock, I like Britney Lots
and children don't know who I am
and they never want to listen to me

Cos I'm just a 30-something DJ
Present Drive time on Fridays, Baby
Pretend I still like Kylie, baby......shes neat, oo-oo-oo-oo-oooh

my mobiles too big, my grammer is uncool
Met N' Sync's Nick, he said who the F**k are you?
I met Back Street Boys, they're on my show today
but i never know what to say,
and why is my hair going grey?

Cos I'm just a 30-something DJ
Do Local shows in Preston, Baby
Pretend I still like Kylie, baby......shes neat, oo-oo-oo-oo-oooh

Oh yeah, sad man, I've got kylies very first single

Man, i feel to old, for late nights hanging in discos
lo and behold, cops always seem to meet me
I'm not that sad, you silly old man
Nobody knows who i am
and nobody gives a damn about me....

I've got a ticket to see Bon Jovi, Baby
and Bryan Adams tours in two weeks
I'm just a sad old DJ, Baby......its true

Oh yeah, sad man, I've got kylies very first single
Oh yeah, sad man, and that one called the Locomotion