All this talk of getting colds
that's going around enough
any hankies to have, I need them now
looks like I'm comin' down

And I hope you catch it off me
As you're laughing at this time
these Cold drugs don't work
I still sneeze at work
and my nose will run today again

Now the drugs don't work
I look a right jerk
and my nose is red today again

and those warms drinks don't do it for me
and those tablets don't come cheap
And chilli's lost it's hold, the hanky I fold
And I'll bring it out here again

Now the drugs don't work
I look a right jerk
and my nose is red today again

'Cause baby, ooh, the doctor calls, he's not amused
Just like he said, you waste my time, just get back too bed

All this talk of getting colds
that's going around enough
any hankies to have, I need them now
looks like I'm comin' down

Now the drugs don't work
I look a right jerk
and my nose is red today again

'Cause baby, ooh, the doctor calls, he's not amused
Just like he said, you waste my time, just get back too bed

and i'm ready to blow, the hanky I fold
And I'll bring it out here again

Now the drugs don't work
I look a right jerk
and my nose is red today again

and my nose is red today again
and my nose is red today again
and my nose is red today again
and my nose is red today again

I'm never going out, I'm never coming out
Not warm, Not warm, Not warm, Not warm, Not warm
I'm never going out, I'm never coming out
Not warm, Not warm, Not warm, Not warm, Not warm