Here's a book deal, it's not too late
Take it to those, who'll buy it
Political scandals in it
People should now go and buy it, cause
No-one buys them otherwise,
Cause now , now, now, now it's the "settle score" time
Advertisements on the posters
Hint at scandals put inside
From your time as a backbencher, but don't you
Drone on 'bout some other times, besides
What this book really needs
The affairs we already know, your intentions weren't as well known

All of the lies told in the past
Now's the time to admit it
Dodgy deal? You don't sign it
You've got the names, supply them
Now's the greatest time to cash-in
Of the house, where you'd speak, You're ex-flavour of the week
Letters and newspaper headlines
Speakers in the House of Lords
Comment on the content they find
Say the book just left them bored, oh wow
And all these memoirs look the same
Here's these two, nearly new, of English pounds they'll cost 2
Far away from the bestsellers
Almost in the bargain bin
From where you make your appearance
At your new book signing, OK
It's a different book you say - what's your aim? Cash-In Again