Where's it gone, had it just a while ago
That slimline one, cuz it's so easy to loose you know
But it's in my place, maybe in my coat lining
I often loose my phones, and sometimes find them

Where's my mobile phone?
What if someone calls me?
Was it left at home
Should I ring it and see
And I phoned it but never heard
Oh where's the bloody gadget, honey

Inside this room, it's not on the telly this time
Inside this room, the cupboards are still phone-free I find
Where's the damn thing gone, turned the front room over
The thing so long - undiscovered

Where's my mobile phone?
What if someone calls me?
Was it left at home
Should I ring it and see
And I phoned it but never heard
Oh where's the bloody gadget, honey

I need it for that text message that's funny
Phoning, talking, dropping, leaving
I'm sure it's here, oh but it's not here with me
There's nowhere safe to leave it
As every call Is met with just the silence
Turned the damn thing off last evening
Got a new one and now the phone is
In the pockets of my jean

Where's my mobile phone?
What if someone calls me?
Was it left at home
Should I ring it and see
And I phoned it but never heard
Oh where's the bloody gadget, honey